This episode starts exactly where we left off (as most True Blood episodes do). Sam and Daphne go for a little midnight skinny dip. While the two are swimming around, Daphne asks if he wants to go somewhere with her. He says no, but she tells him he doesn't have to worry about her seeing his dick because the water is not opaque. She gets out and Sam sees her scratches.
At Marianne's house, Tara is talking to Sookie on the phone when Marianne comes in dressed in some kind of idiotic Indian princess dress. Tara quickly finishes her phone call and tells her that she's going to move in with Sookie. Marianne says she's very sorry and tries to get Tara to dance with her to the nonexistent music. Tara gets mad and says "I don't want to dance right now!".
Sookie talks to the new chef at Merlotte's who gets anxious when he explains that Sam is leaving and he has to take over. Sookie confronts Sam about this and the get into a little fight. Jason is eating breakfast at the Fellowship of the Sun. He idiotically talks with his frenemies (they pranked him really bad the other night which made Jason PMS) about who the first vampire actually was. For some reason, they all seem to think that it was in the Bible. Jason starts with Dracula and the conversation eventually leads to Cain from Cain and Abel. The loudspeaker comes on and Jason is wanted by Steve. Steve takes him on a trip to go paintballing. Jason's a very good shot. If only Ryan Kwanted were actually that good a shot.
Tara comes to Sookie's house. She gives her a gift which turns out to be a picture of her, Gran, and Tara when they were much younger. Tara almost refuses to take, but Sookie tells her she must. Sookie tells her that she's leaving for a while so Tara can have the house. The first thing Tara does in the house is...nothing. She sits and watches TV, but while she's doing this, she hears someone outside. Surprise! It's Marianne, Eggs, and the unimportant cook who got smacked before for giving Tara a towel. They tell her she's getting a party for her birthday.
Lafayette is doing something quite similar to Tara actually. He's watching TV, but he's watching good TV. He's watching the scene where Jason fights the skeletons in Jason and the Arganaunts. Eric appears at the window and wants to come inside. Lafayette remembers that you must invite a vampire inside for him to be able enter and reminds Eric of it. Eric tells Lafayette that his gunshot wound is infected and he must drink Eric's blood or he will die. Lafayette submits to this, but by accident, drinks too much blood and starts going stir crazy causing him to hump a couch.
Terry walks into the autopsy room where two other police officers are examining Miss Lanette's body. One of them takes Terry's badge because they found out he was drunk. Later, Arlene asks Sam is she can close an hour early because Tara's having a party. Sam agrees because Terry is the only customer and is just drinking. Soon, Daphne gets word of the party and tells Sam she's going. Of course, that means Sam's going too.
Sookie gets to Dallas in an Anubis Airlines, a strictly vampire only, flight. She walks over to the limo and sees Jessica and Bill's coffins being delivered. Sookie is hesitant to get into the limo when she hears the driver's thoughts. Bill saves her and takes the driver with him. Jessica is still trying to get out of her coffin. They arrive at the hotel and check in. Jessica toys with the new vampire hypnosis which Bill has just taught her and uses it on the driver. She makes the driver spit out some obscene phrase in the middle of the lobby. They get up to their room and question the driver. Turns out he's from the Fellowship of the Sun. Uh oh.
At the Fellowship of the Sun, Jason fantasizes over Sara while she makes him something on the grill. After his fantasy is over, she tells him that he has been promoted to a Soldier of the Sun. When the boys get word of this, they get pissed and tell him to have an affair with Sara. The newly reformed Jason doesn't do those kind of things.
At Merlotte's, Tara's mother comes. She asks Sam if he's still going out with her, but he says he's not. She gives him a present to give to Tara.
Tara's party gets hoppin' when Marianne changes the music from country to some kind of odd rock techno. Sam puts his present for Tara on the table, but Marianne throws it away. Marianne leaves the party and walks somewhere. Things really get hoppin' when the rest of Bon Temps arrives and even more so when it turns into an orgy...again. WILD SEX PARTAY!!! WOOHOO! This time it's even more nutty. Tara and Eggs get to having sex in Sookie's bedroom. Nice, but I hope they clean the sheets. Terry gets with Arlene. Daphne gets with Sam. Get this. People start rubbing Tara's birthday cake all over themselves in suggestive manners. Boobs pop out and men go wild. One woman even eats dirt while two men fight over her. Marianne is standing at the top of a hill doing her whole shaking orgasmically thing. Her hands now have three claws, not five fingers.
Sookie looks at vampire porn titles in the On Demand feature on her TV. She sees one called "Intercourse with a Vampire" and says "Eew!". I don't really get why she thinks that's so disgusting because she does that on the daily. A man rings the door. He brings over a boy which Jessica claims is hers. Sookie starts making mental notes about this while she accidentally has a mind conversation with the bellhop Barry who runs away when he realizes this.
"Shake and Fingerpop" Grade: A
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